richards, abigail sara

[abbykins]

CAN WE PRETEND
that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars i could
really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

ABIGAILSARA RICHARDS*

JULIET SIMMS, TECHIE (DREAM OR DIE) NINETEEN,

I'm loud. I'm vulgar. I'm not girlie, well normally. My name's Abigail, but call me that and I'll throttle you. I'm sarcastic. Yeah so. First off, I was born on January 19th, just had the golden birthday, you know how it is. My parents are Eliza Goodman and Jonathan Richards. I'm not a bastard child my parents had a pretty ugly divorce, and mom's a bitch. 'nuff said. I have three brothers, William, Benjamin, and Phillip. They're cooler than you'll ever know, so don't even try to compete with what I have. Well for as long as I can remember I've been playing in the mud with my brothers, fighting with guys, wrestling, and not really getting along with a lot of girls, I dunno why, they just never really liked me, or something. Yeah so that's all good and done. My mom never understood me when they were together, she and I never saw eye to eye so it made the choice so much easier when they split. Will went with mom, he's such a mama's boy. It's kind of cute. Ben stayed with dad and me and phil was gone by that time. Yeah so, I met the guys in the band randomly and I offered to tech for them. I'm sort of a huge music junkie, I even know a little geetar. Sweet right Yeah. amazing.

Right so I'm pretty lazy, it's anyone's guess how my work actually gets done. Shit, it's amazing that my job gets done, but hell i'm good at what I do so suck it. I'm sort of a tech wizard, or so I've been told. For as long as I can remember I've been playing with wires, plugging shit into wall sockets, messing with computers, you know. Electronics, there's something just so completely satisfying about them. OH, did I mention I'm stubborn? My dad calls me a mule and shit, whatever. I mean seriously, who isn't stubborn when it comes to doing the fucking dishes. I'm a virgin, I haven't found anyone worthy of taking my v-card yet, it's sort of annoying. there's just no one worthy of taking it from me. Just saying, I mean. It's not that I really care, I just don't want someone who's a dick to get it. Moving on, I can act like a ten year old, I can act my age, and I do act my dick size (fuck you literal people i'm a girl.). My favorite word in the English language is Fuck, Shenanigans, and situations. There's just no telling how cool and satisfying those words are to say and scream at the top of your goddamn lungs. I've never had a stable boyfriend, I've had make-out buddies, and people who i've dated for a few months, but that's about it. I like physical contact: holding hands, hugs, kisses, high-fives, you know. I'm really protective of my friends, so just don't mess with them or I'll be forced to hurt you, and I grew up in a household of boys. Sometimes I don't say what I mean, I don't know why, but it happens. So i get annoyed by stupid people, they bug me a lot. I don't like men who hit on me like i'm some kind of slut. It's kind of gross. I'm kind of a bitch, and an Ice queen. I judge people sometimes before I really should, shocking huh? I don't give a shit what people say about me behind my back. My friends, well best friends/closest friends, are my family, don't fuck with them. iight? I'm pretty laid back, I drink and shit, but i don't smoke weed or cigs, they're gross. I don't mind if my friends do though.

I COULD USE A

dream or a genie or a wish to go back to a place much simpler
than this cause after all the partyin' the smashin' and crashin'

MYNAMEISMEGAN AND I PLAY RORRRRRRRRRY. KTHXX EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASTTTTTTTTT COAST.

thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

this application was made by two birds. of caution. steal and her hoard of zombies will come and eat your brains.